75 Cent Pitchers
Music: Kerr/Pool/Roberson
Lyrics: Kerr/Pool/Roberson
Girl with a good personality
I think she's coming my way
Bright red lace up ropers
Smelling just a little like hay
Rocky Mountain jeans barely cover her butt
Looks like she's smuggling fruit
I think I'm just gonna sit here and drink
She can get in her Dually and scoot
Last night, a pitcher of beer for 75 cents
I need a bottle of aspirin and a handful of mints
Woke up this morning feeling remorse
Thought she was big, but she could've been my horse
If I can ever just forget my sin
I swear I'm never drinking like that again
What was I thinking?
What the Hell was I drinking?
Funny looking heavy starch Brush popper shirts
So loud and ugly it hurts
Extra big hair under Stetson hats
I think I heard somebody shaving their cats
Copenhagen stench rising up
Copenhagen spit on the floor
I got five bucks give me all I can drink
I'm afraid she's coming back for more
Last night, a pitcher of beer for 75 cents
I need a bottle of aspirin and a handful of mints
Woke up this morning feeling remorse
Thought she was big, but she could've been my horse
If I can ever just forget my sin
I swear I'm never drinking Natural Light again
What was I thinking?
What the Hell was I drinking?
A Midwinter Night's Ode
Music: Kerr/Pool/Roberson
Lyrics: Kerr/Pool/Roberson
Breasts, I don't find them repugnant
I kind of like them around
You know an evening with breasts
Is like a night on the town
Breasts, would you bring them here
With a pitcher of beer
Am I perfectly clear
Breasts, I don't find them repugnant
I kind of like them around
You know anevening with breasts
Is like a night on the town
Breasts, what more can I say
We all feel okay
When breasts come our way
All In You
Music: Kerr/Roberson/Schweikhardt
Lyrics: Roberson
When I dream
Everything it seems so real
When I dream
Everything is such a big deal
It's all in you
It's all in you and me
It's all we do
It's all that we can be
There are times when you feel so far away
It is then that I can drink for the day
It brings you back
It brings you back, it brings you back to me
It's all in you
It's all in you and me
It's all we do
It's all that we can be
Big Hair '98
Music: Evatt/Kerr/Pool/Roberson
Lyrics: Pool
Big Hair
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