Keystone
Music: Evatt/Kerr/Pool/Roberson/Schweikhardt
Lyrics: Pool

Hanging out at Kroger's
I felt a healthy thirst
So I ran inside and said
The cheapest and the worst
They said "Sir just calm yourself,
It'll be found around aisle seven."
I rolled my buggy over that way
And scooped up a case of heaven

Keystone Light
It's a bottled brew
I've just got to say
I think I love you
Keystone, oh Keystone
You make, you make, you make me want to spew

Now I'm all through cause no one else would drink my brew
Dribble on my shirt, a big old burp
I think I'm in for a world of hurt
Keystnie Light, it makes me moan
And call for Ralph on the big white phone
But I can't do without it, though it's a sin
You have a few Keys and you've got a weekend

Keystone Light
It's a bottled brew
I've just got to say
I think I love you
Keystone, oh Keystone
You make, you make, you make me want to spew