THE CAUCASIAN BOYS
Chicken Gun
Recorded June 16-17, 2000 at Pool's house on Chevy Chase


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Great White Kitty

During the sessions of Chicken Gun, the Caucasian Boys recorded several instrumentals, most of which wound up tied together as the unofficial soundtrack for the movie "Great White Kitty." Several emails were exchanged about the possibility of actually filming a movie with the Caucasian Boys as stars. However, this movie never came about.

From Tim, written June 20, 2000:

A convertible 68 Buick Century is needed and the thieves should be Argentineans descended from Nazis who escaped at the end of WWII. Matt Evatt does so well in the contest, despite the chase scenes and near death experiences that he gets asked to an invitational surfing competition in Rio.

Whoops, he still has the Bijoux! The Nazi/gangsters show up just as Matthew is about to score with the luscious Georgiana. It is revealed that she is the head gangster's moll a'la Domino in Thunderball. I visualize a big motor yacht anchored off Sugar Loaf in the bay. There should be a killer albino tiger to tie in the title of the movie.

The evil plan; The Head Gangster is proported to be the grand nephew of Mengele, but is in reality his son (the evil Mengele having screwed his sister's daughter). This evil genius has designed an Ebola-like virus that will kill 99% of the world population. He, of course, has also developed a vaccine and when the virus has begun to ravish the third world and various communist nations in a nightmare of ethnic cleansing, he will come forward and be proclaimed a hero. We uncover his evil scheme and thwart it.

Between catching lots of bitchen' waves and eluding the bad guys Matthew becomes a world class surfer and the movie ends with Georgiana and Himself on a jet airliner to Sydney.

I would play either a sort of Jeeves to Matthew's Bertie Wooster or, alternately, a sort of Watson to his Holmes. Either way I should end up scoring with the quiet, unassuming, but endlessly hot, Brazilian Secret Service Babe. Dean could even show up and play a Canadian Royal Mounted Police under cover surfer guy sort of playing the role of Felix Lieter in the Bond Movies.

We could even make this into two movies. One in Cali and the other in Rio. It could become a series with Matthew becoming the surfing ass James Bond of the 21st century. LA; Rio; Sydney; North Beach Hawaii; Durban South Africa; That's five exotic locals and five exotic movies.

I'll start on the screen play. When you have good theme music these movies
pretty much write themselves. While we are producing this (we should get Robert Rodriguez to direct) we need to keep in mind; sometimes throwing money at a problem really does help.

From Reid, written June 21, 2000:

I think you and Evatt should be guys from Austin who come out to L.A. for the big surf contest who get caught up in a ring of intrigue when the contest is revealed to be a front for a group of thieves who accidentally fill Evatt's chalupa with stolen diamonds. Any ideas on fleshing this one out? We need motorcycles and helicopters for the chase scenes.

From Tim, written June 21, 2000:

OK. Sitting in Coopers in Llano the decision is made to drive to Malibu to enter
contest. Upon getting to Malibu our heroes stop in for some Mexican at a beach side spot. Chalupa is accidentally miss delivered to MJE. MJE is too worried about the contest to eat. Chalupa taken to hotel to be eaten later (we could use the same place they use in Pulp Fiction for the 'What?' scene.

Head gangster is convinced that MJE is a wiley operative and orders him followed to see what org. he is with. Just before time to leave for the contest the jewels are discovered and TLR puts them into his Camera Case and they head to the Beach.
Bad guys break into Hotel room and are mildly disappointed to find the jewels gone.

Cut from angry gangsters to Surf scenes and Surfer girls.

It's going to be difficult to keep the pacing right.