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A convertible 68 Buick Century is needed and the thieves should
be Argentineans descended from Nazis who escaped at the end of WWII.
Matt Evatt does so well in the contest, despite the chase scenes
and near death experiences that he gets asked to an invitational
surfing competition in Rio.
Whoops, he still has the Bijoux! The Nazi/gangsters show up just
as Matthew is about to score with the luscious Georgiana. It is
revealed that she is the head gangster's moll a'la Domino in Thunderball.
I visualize a big motor yacht anchored off Sugar Loaf in the bay.
There should be a killer albino tiger to tie in the title of the
movie.
The evil plan; The Head Gangster is proported to be the grand
nephew of Mengele, but is in reality his son (the evil Mengele having
screwed his sister's daughter). This evil genius has designed an
Ebola-like virus that will kill 99% of the world population. He,
of course, has also developed a vaccine and when the virus has begun
to ravish the third world and various communist nations in a nightmare
of ethnic cleansing, he will come forward and be proclaimed a hero.
We uncover his evil scheme and thwart it.
Between catching lots of bitchen' waves and eluding the bad guys
Matthew becomes a world class surfer and the movie ends with Georgiana
and Himself on a jet airliner to Sydney.
I would play either a sort of Jeeves to Matthew's Bertie Wooster
or, alternately, a sort of Watson to his Holmes. Either way I should
end up scoring with the quiet, unassuming, but endlessly hot, Brazilian
Secret Service Babe. Dean could even show up and play a Canadian
Royal Mounted Police under cover surfer guy sort of playing the
role of Felix Lieter in the Bond Movies.
We could even make this into two movies. One in Cali and the other
in Rio. It could become a series with Matthew becoming the surfing
ass James Bond of the 21st century. LA; Rio; Sydney; North Beach
Hawaii; Durban South Africa; That's five exotic locals and five
exotic movies.
I'll start on the screen play. When you have good theme music these
movies
pretty much write themselves. While we are producing this (we should
get Robert Rodriguez to direct) we need to keep in mind; sometimes
throwing money at a problem really does help.
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